Donk Suzuki

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 08/27/2020 at 17:38 • Filed to: None

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E90M3 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/27/2020 at 17:47

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Only 3k to look that fresh? NP all day. 

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/27/2020 at 17:54

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Gotta be honest, I don’t hate it.

I wouldn’t drive it, but I can see why someone would.

UserNotFound > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/27/2020 at 17:56

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If loving this is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

Merkin Muffley > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/27/2020 at 18:00

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We’re missing the real question here...

Does the landlord care about the anchor bolts for the satellite dish being drilled into fine brick?

pip bip - choose Corrour > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/27/2020 at 18:17

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Why bother?

fintail > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/27/2020 at 18:22

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I always kind of liked these plucky things.  I think they might be CVT though, I heard one lay into it the other day, and it didn’t sound good.

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/27/2020 at 18:26

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15" speakers? As in more than 1? And a manual?

Shiiiiiiiii t, I’ll take it.

InFierority Complex > fintail 08/27/2020 at 18:32

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CVTs were in the l ast few years of production but there was a 4 speed auto before that. There were manuals available as well.

InFierority Complex > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/27/2020 at 18:33

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I like the SX4 and I don’t actually hate this.

Aremmes > fintail 08/27/2020 at 18:38

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2008 and 2009 had either five-speed manual or four-speed automatic transmissions, while 2010+ had six-speed manusls or CVTs. AWD was only available with automatics, at least in the US.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/27/2020 at 18:41

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*DONKI

InFierority Complex > Aremmes 08/27/2020 at 18:44

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I’m pretty sure y ou could get an AWD manual in the US. A couple of Oppos have even had them before.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > UserNotFound 08/27/2020 at 18:46

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Kinda makes me want to put 20s on my wife’s Fit. Kinda 

UserNotFound > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 08/27/2020 at 18:47

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Just Donk It

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/27/2020 at 18:50

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SX4: Murder B y D elusion

Kiltedpadre > fintail 08/27/2020 at 18:50

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I test drove one with a CVT, and it was terrible on the highway especially. It was very loud in the cabin.  With a stick or maybe even a conventional automatic I think it could be a fun little car.

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > Merkin Muffley 08/27/2020 at 18:51

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It’s just decorative, kind of like those fake security cameras. Missing it’s LNBF’s and the arm where t hey attach.

Gotta do what ya gotta do to keep up with the Jones’ I guess.

Merkin Muffley > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: 08/27/2020 at 18:52

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Good eye!!

I missed the real detail here... no "feeds". 

Kiltedpadre > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/27/2020 at 18:53

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I’d be curious how much he’d drop the price without the wheels. With the 20” wheels I wonder how much time it spends on the bump stops.

Get a set of proper size  wheels and AT tires, and this thing could be loads of fun.

BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/27/2020 at 19:12

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If the wheels were something other than chrome, I might actually even like the design.

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/27/2020 at 19:20

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hell yeah

feather-throttle-not-hair > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/27/2020 at 19:57

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Donkzuki! (Also what Donkey Kong would’ve named his child if Diddy Kong wasn’t available)

fintail > Kiltedpadre 08/27/2020 at 20:13

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I can imagine.  The one I saw revved up, but didn’t go any faster.  Not the best sound.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/27/2020 at 20:14

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i’m ok with that

FalconHoon > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/27/2020 at 20:29

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I think it looks better when you cover the front end. But from the front wheels back it looks great.

i wonder if there is an alternative front bumper

SmugAardvark > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/27/2020 at 21:26

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Does it have enough power to put those wheels into motion?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Merkin Muffley 08/27/2020 at 22:20

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It’s Covington, no. Not a single fuck was given.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > feather-throttle-not-hair 08/27/2020 at 22:21

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It’s Godzilla and Godzuki!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > SmugAardvark 08/27/2020 at 22:21

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Probably not

Merkin Muffley > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/27/2020 at 22:22

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As "This Is What..." pointed out it doesn't even have an LNB so it's merely to show off...

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/27/2020 at 23:21

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Wait, when’s the last time you saw a manual donk? Much less something like a Suzuki SX4. These never sold that well around here so you’d have to be pretty strange to buy one and donk it.

facw > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/28/2020 at 00:16

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Nothing wrong with that. I’m just disappointed by the reflections, I thought it might have 2-spokes.